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I figured that I could count on your for this!

PROS:

– Is completely, unerringly loyal. He will never even look at anyone else when he’s in a relationship.

– Is a fantastic cook. He doesn’t really tell anyone, but he adored home-ec in high school, and as a kid, hovered over his father to teach him how to make all of the traditional Japanese dishes. He also took cooking classes through college.

– He’s extremely indulgent. He always gives gifts, takes the vacations his partner wants, and will go out of his way to make his partner happy.

– He’s the best big spoon in the history of ever.

– When he falls in love, it’s for keeps. He has never been the one to dump a lover before.

– He’s easy-going. There’s not much he’s unwilling to do or try.

– His perfect smile will knock your fucking socks off.

– He is very good in bed. And very pliable to try almost anything once (see above about his easygoing personality.)

– He loves cats.

– He will gladly make you something for you to blow up just for funsies.

CONS:

– He’s pretty self-centered. He doesn’t have much in the way of empathy for anyone or anything that doesn’t affect him directly.

– He’s naive about how bad the world can actually be. He wasn’t sheltered, but he grew up in good neighborhoods and nothing truly awful has ever happened to him. He doesn’t fully appreciate how dangerous life can be, which leads him to taking unnecessary risks.

– He is petty. He goes tit-for-tat in an argument and sometimes just wants to “win.”

– He gives up on himself too easily. He’s used to being good at everything, and actively avoiding things he’s bad at. So, if he has to confront something he sucks at, it makes him upset and sometimes angry.

– He is meticulously clean and will lecture you about leaving your socks in the bathroom or a book in the wrong place.

– He snores a little.

– He doesn’t always know when he’s hurt his partner’s feelings, especially if he’s made them jealous for some reason. He’ll go on and on and on about someone he likes or admires until it’s horrible.

– He hates to apologize.

– If he doesn’t make the coffee, it will never be good enough for him, and he’ll say so.