Headcanon 2

Kaidan buying non-essential Spectre gear.

Non-essential Spectre gear. Really? He clicks through the link. Hats, yeah, right, with MY hair? Aviator glasses. Who would even need…? Boxer… shorts… look kind of comfy, though. T-Shirts, mugs, work out shirts, sweats, on and on – wow, some of this stuff is great – until… hoodies. I keep taking Shepard’s all the time. Nice color. Super soft 100% cotton? Sounds good. I really shouldn’t take Shepard’s clothes all the time. It’s rude. What if he gets cold after his shower? Transaction processed. Thank you for your purchase, Spectre Alenko.