Me to me: “I need to get some more plot points moving forward so that I can get to the finish line on Protect and Serve.”
*2.5K words of porn later and counting*
“Well, this isn’t how I planned it.”
…200k…
Stop saying that before it becomes true!
You know I won’t. Remember soft shirt, firm chest? Lol
Why I always gotta be friends with people who want to hurt me? 😦
I made up for it by giving you an opportunity to feel that firm chest, AND if you write 200K you’ll be proud as fuck and you know it lol
Or if I tease you about it enough you’ll come in at 199K just to spite me and we’ll all have a big laugh 😀
I love you because you let me be petty and think it’s super funny! Also, yes, I still vividly remember that photo-op, and always will. It was The Literal Best Thing Ever, and all thanks to you! 😀
@queenandthree: That’s true, I do need reminding of all the horrible love in my life! :D:D:D:D
I love you because you let me tease you, and also because you laugh at me when I whine ;D
Except that one time I threatened to hit you with a rolled up newspaper.
Well you were right. But also on the other side of the country so NO FEAR lol
Like, I don’t know why you seem to think I won’t be carrying a rolled up newspaper the next time I see you.
But this is a romantic comedy starring Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves, and they’re both grumpy and hot, and not as young as they used to be (THIS IS A GOOD THING), and it’s called Destination Wedding (✈️💐🥂), and so we’re just going to have to be at the cinema on opening night, drool cups within easy reach, and VERY ready to thirst/swoon.