@jupiterjames replied to your post: “@jupiterjames replied to your post: “Y’know sometimes I think it’s…”:And he still has to scrape the burned bits off the toast every so often 😀
No way, he makes PERFECT toast. Every time, without fail. And Dean has no idea how he manages it while still being unable to boil water without burning it. He suspects it may be Castiel’s useless super power.
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
Dean stares incredulously at the perfect toast. “You can burn a pot of water with the stove turned off!”
Castiel grins. “Yes, but the toaster and I have an understanding. Apple butter or grape jam?”
And then Dean immediately recoils because GRAPE JAM?? Why do we even keep this in the house? Where’s the strawberry? Cas, you can’t- no don’t- ugh grape jam is gross.
Castiel just scowls and promises to pointedly burn Dean’s toast next time.
Dean returns the glare and grabs the apple butter.
Castiel retaliates later that night while Dean’s making burgers. He sets out ketchup, mustard, and grape jam.
Sam thinks they’re both morons.
But he’s also not above them. He starts using the grape jam to prank Dean. Mixes it in his coffee when he’s not looking, puts it on his ham sandwich, shakes it into his beer.
Dean blames Castiel because the angel does know how to hold grudges.
Dean starts pranking Castiel by putting glitter literally everywhere and shouting, “CRAFT HERPES!” every time he hears Castiel yell with rage.
Sam doesn’t know how to stop it. He also doesn’t really want to. But it’ll definitely get out of hand.
He had plans for Cas too, but with the way Dean is acting, Sam doesn’t even have to bother.
Because the best pranks are ones you don’t even have to do yourself.
Jupiter Astrid James 