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Kaidan “I’m so done with this bullshit” Alenko. I want to make my own page tag just for “Kaidan done” screecaps.

I miss Team Milky Way more and more every time I play this game. 😦 At least I got Ianto tweaked to where I’m in love with him again.

Damn right, it’s not! I volunteer to serve with Chief Engineer Bernardine. Who’s with me?

Am I the only one who didn’t know about this until now? This must be the whole reason I bought this game. The Wedge of Destiny. I don’t even want a better shield.

This voice glitch might just be worth this face. Hottest Hawke I was ever able to make. He DOES look like mine only more weathered and with shaggier hair.

Team Hotties 5ever! My boys. *pets them* I know I should occasionally switch my team up, but I don’t. OT3.

Sometimes I really wish I could just skip the whole Horizon mission. Kaidan is so angry and shocked tries really hard to have a fruitful conversation and have it all somehow make sense with his lover having been dead for two years, and Shepard just fumbles his way through it so bad his own foot gets shoved all the way down his throat until you can see it out his ass, no matter what dialogue options you choose. Smooth move, Ianto. Kaidan is a saint for agreeing to get with you again in ME3, you dumbass.

Formal wear Ianto. Hnng.

I need to take a moment to acknowledge my FAVORITE Mass Effect character: Mess Sergeant Gardner.

SHEPARD: “So the man cleaning our toilets is also preparing the meals?”

GARDNER: “I wash my hands. Most of the time. This ain’t no luxury liner. You have to pull your weight on a Cerberus vessel, and I catch what falls through the cracks…….. heh. Through the cracks.”

Welcome back for ME2, Ianto! Pretty sexy as a Renegade, amirite? He’ll probably end up a Paragade by the end of this one, but it’s so easy to go bad while working for Cerberus, and he looks pretty hot with those scars. *swoon*