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Wednesday Means Hump Day. So Todays Theme will be humping, or otherwise, our little babies getting it on…..

1. The Reach of Human Sense– “You know what Jimmy Novak looked like. You think he was beautiful—gorgeous, hot, all of it. It’s him. Not me. This isn’t my face.” So I thought I would start us out with an in canon, sweet, emotional sexy times one. So here it is. I love the idea of someone addressing “true form” Cas as well. 

2. An Accidental Incubus– BY @jupiterjames On a hunt gone wrong, Dean finds himself cursed to be an incubus. While Sam and Charlie rush to find a cure before the change is permanent, Castiel decides to become Dean’s “offering” when the hunter begins to deteriorate under the effects of the change. This is sexy, sweet, and the perfect Fuck or Die type fic. It is what all other ones should aspire to be. Also the tag Everythingisfineinadeansortofway is what drew me in. 

3.Unschedule Maintenance– Written for a kink meme prompt: Dean sneaking up behind Cas, slipping a hand down his pants, and fingering his already-wet hole. Who doesn’t love a one shot about smutty public exhibitionism?

4. Times Two-  [10:53] To: Charlie
but srsly, they’re twins. and ofc i accosted the wrong twin abt the pic. Okay so it’s no secret I love threesomes if they have Jimmy. Sue me. 

5. A Helping Hand- Castiel is tired of getting sexiled by his roommate. Dean offers a solution.   Okay so this isn’t as smutty as I hoped it would get but it’s adorable, charming, cute, and just hot. 

6. What Was Missing– Castiel asks Dean a question that leads first to a long-overdue conversation about sex vs. love, then to some realizations on both their parts about the nature of their own relationship. This is another emotional sexy times. Which sometimes I want kinky and sometimes I want emotional and sexy. And this gave me feels and hotness, which is what you need for something based in canonverse. 

7. Could Be Anybody-  Cas clears his throat, a polite little ahem.“I was, uh, wondering,” Dean says, “if maybe you wanted a blow job.”  I love any type of situation where we have Dean taking care of Cas. I love it. I love any type where he has to teach him, help him, or get him off. Love it. Because we all know Dean needs to take care of people, and he also views sex as a solution. 

8. Pour Me Back in the Bottle- Castiel was sure he’d live out the rest of his life quietly as a bookstore owner. Turns out fate had other ideas. This is an Alpha/omega verse fic, and while they mate in it, it’s more a short cute one shot than a smutty go at it. Still it rom commy, and adorable. 

9. Some Days-  Some days, Dean needed to lose it. Today was one of those days.(Or, the one where Dean discovers he really, really likes cock rings.) A nice DOM/SUB with Dean losing control. Established relationship. 

10. Follow the White Rabbit-  Omega Castiel Novak is on the cusp of his next big invention – an aphrodisiac drug that will help Omegas with fertility problems regain their libido and a normal sex life. It works, too. As he discovers when he accidentally overdoses himself with the whole damn bottle. Fortunately, Alpha and Paramedic Dean Winchester is on hand to help out. So this isn’t finished, but what it has is really steamy, 

Once again, a few extra because my heart aches in love for you all. 

11. Blue Eye and Knee Highs- Written for this kink meme prompt of dirty hot wonder: All-human AU where Dean is his current age and Cas is a cute little twink (still legal though please!). Dean likes to spank Castiel and Cas likes to call him Daddy. I love twink Cas. I love a slutty Cas that Dean knows how to handle, and I love multiple times. It’s very hot. Obviously. 

12. Something About Wild Horses– “Guys, please,” Gabriel says. “This video has been requested literally thousands of times, by both of your fans. All of our viewers know how much you two hate each other, and everyone wants to know how that will affect a scene.” This is a pretty popular one, for a reason. It’s hot and steamy. I love pornstars AU’s, and Hate to Love AU’s. So it’s that perfect mix. 

13. Gargoyles on Motorcycles– After the latest in Dean’s long string of one night stands steals the Impala and totals it, he makes a bet with Sam that he can abstain from sex while he repairs it. But Lisa and Matt’s wedding is coming up and Dean needs a date he’ll never be attracted to. Enter Castiel.  This is a long romcom more than really a smutty thing, but oh I love it. The build up makes it worth it. 

14. Caught on Nanny Cam-  Samandriel is in college, and decides to take out an ad on Craigslist offering his babysitting services. His first clients are the Novak-Winchesters, a gay couple with a darling 2 year-old girl named Annabelle.As time goes by, Samandriel can’t deny that he is attracted to the two men, often fantasizing about them together, even fantasizing about being between them, at their mercy.One night, when Samandriel is sitting for Dean and Cas, he accidently stumbles over a very intruiging DVD and he is unable to resist his curiosity…Then things take an unexpected turn, and Samandriel finds himself faced with the chance to make his fantasies come true.So this obviously a threesome fic. But I love Dean and Cas being the experienced, older couple. That stays a twosome in the end but has their fun. It’s fun to imagine being Samandriel, in the bedroom with our favorite couple. It’s hot. I love it. 

15. An Open Window– Cas chose this room for the window. For the metal of the bed frame as he had secured Dean’s wrists there and kept the other man from moving from his position.Prompt: cas fucking dean in their apartment with restraints facing the window and cas refuses to close the blinds. This is just a short smutty one shot. But it hits so many kinks at once. It’s great. 

Once again- send me fics you like so I can rec. 

I’m on a rec list for Destiel! I am over the moon! I love this fandom!