vorchagirl:

You shouldn’t give me ideas! Especially potential crack-fic smut ideas! Tagging @pyschoticbiotic in on this too! 😉

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Kaidan bent Shepard over the comm panel and used his omni-cuffs to secure her hands behind her back, so intent on his sexy role play that he didn’t notice as the QEC flickered to life and connected their unintentional call to the Citadel. 

“Are you are a naughty Councillor, Shepard?” he purred, dragging his nails down her back and across the curve of her ass. “You seem very bad.”

She shuddered and hissed in pleasure. “Yes, Sir,” Shepard managed to gasp. “I am bad. Very bad indeed. I’m the naughtiest Councillor. I deserve to be punished.”

Kaidan grinned and leaned over her body, allowing her to feel his erection as it pressed against her. “And what do we do with naughty Councillors, hmm? I’ll give you a hint, you said it not five minutes ago.”

“Fuck the council?” she said in a little breathy voice.

He nodded, pleased, and ground his hips against her ass. “Yes, and that’s just what I’m going to do to you, Councillor Naughty. Would you like that? I think that’s just the thing to teach you a lesson!”

“Oh yes!” Shepard gasped dramatically as she heard the clink of his belt being undone. “Yes, fuck the council, please! Fuck me hard and teach me a lesson, Spectre Alenko!”

The Spectres continued in their pleasure, unaware as the three horrified holograms of the Councillors looked on … .