But can you imagine Castiel on an airplane?

“Before the world was ending, I could haven been to Damascus in the blink of an eye.”

“Why does it smell like this? Is this a communal human scent?”

“Sometimes I’m reminded of how primitive humans still are. The best they can do for trans-continental flights is steering a tin can at 500 mph.”

“You won’t even give me the whole can of soda with the drink service? I saved you from the Apocalypse, you know.”

“Bathroom lines are fascinating sociological studies.”

*Lady squished in next to him won’t stop yapping* *BOOP* *lady suddenly snoring*