@storyhoard tagged everybody, and I count as everybody, so I’m doing it!

Here’s the deal: you take a excerpt of your writing, put it into Google Translate, translate it into a random language, and then back into English, and see what you end up with!

Original English:

They aren’t in physical contact much during the day, but their radios have been on the whole time. It’s not three hours into the day, when Dean snaps, “are you chewing gum over the radio? Fucking stop it, man!”

Castiel’s sigh crackles into Dean’s ear and he says, “I’m not. It’s just feedback.”

Thirty minutes later: “the hell is going on with that static? Move your goddamn throat mic so it doesn’t keep getting jostled by your shirt, or whatever.”

A long suffering, “of course, Dean,” follows.

Twenty minutes later: “tell whoever’s with you to shut the fuck up. I can hear them. Quiet on the set.”

Castiel growls, “I’ll tell them.”

Ten minutes later, and there’s: “Cas, for shit’s sake-”

Castiel turns off his radio before he can hear the rest. And he leaves it off until dinner break where he finds Dean standing guard outside of Sam’s trailer like he wants to set the entire lot on fire. “You turned your radio off,” he says in a biting tone by way of greeting.

Japanese:

彼らは日中は身体に触れていませんが、ラジオはずっと続いています。 Deanがスナップしているときは、3時間ではありません。「あなたはガムをラジオで噛んでいますか？

カスティーリャンの一숨がディーンの耳に詰まり、彼は「私はそうではありません。それはただのフィードバックです」と言います。

30分後：「地獄は静かに進んでいますか？あなたの泥棒のマイクを動かすので、あなたのシャツなどで何か騒ぎ続けることはありません」

長い間、「もちろん、Dean」という苦難が続いています。

20分後：「あなたと一緒にいる人には、ファックを黙らせてください。私はそれらを聞くことができます。

カスティーリャルが唸る、「私は彼らに言います」

10分後に、そして、そこには：「カス、たわごとのために – 」

Castielは残りの部分を聞く前にラジオをオフにします。 そして、ディナーが休憩するまで、彼はディーンがサムのトレーラーの外でガードをしているように見せている。 “あなたはラジオをオフにしました。"彼は挨拶の方法で噛んだトーンで言います。

Behold the best thing I’ve ever written:

They do not touch the body during the day, but the radio has been continuing all the time. It is not 3 hours when Dean is snapping. "Are you chewing gum on radio?

One of Castilean’s clogged in Dean’s ear, he says, "I am not, it’s just feedback.”

After 30 minutes: “Is hell going quietly? Because you move the mic of your thief, you will not continue to make a fuss with your shirt etc.”

For years, the hardship of “Dean” of course continues.

After 20 minutes: “If you are with you, please shut down your fuck, I can hear them.

Castile is groaning, "I will tell them.”

After 10 minutes, and there are: “Kas, for shit -”

Castiel turns off the radio before listening to the rest. And until Debbie breaks, he shows that Dean is guarding outside of Sam’s trailer. “You turned off the radio,” he says in a tone chewed in a greeting manner.