Historical Slang Terms For Having Sex, From 1351 Through Today

fizzy-custard:

withinadream27:

Don’t mind me, just saving this for later because I have to google it every fucking time I write a fic

Oh, dear God. ‘Sneezing in the cabbage’ is my personal favourite.

this might be useful later……

This is your weekly reminder that life only sucks if you let it overwhelm you, and you’re way too kick-ass awesome to let it!

Thank you, affirmation anon! You are totally right, and I will kick this next week in the ass!

dreamsfromthebunker:

Oh hi, new fic idea…

Me: Look, I’ll get to you in a bit. Got a few other projects I need to work-

New idea: FEED ME, SEYMOUR!

maliciouslycreative:

otters-against-ddlg:

otters-against-ddlg:

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

@jupiterjames

Damn right I want to see a round otter!

Castiel with that dirty face, that tan, that hairstyle.

I know, right?

“I wanted him back. I… begged for him to come back.”

“You say thank you. You say you’re sorry. You hope they’re somewhere without sadness, or pain. You hope they’re somewhere better. You say goodbye.”

This fucking smirk, y’all. We’re finally seeing the ~~Castiel~~ Sasstiel we always knew was in there somewhere.