joasakura:

I’m going with Vanyanto

• who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Ianto is the intrepid Cryptid Hunter for a terrible cable show, but he thinks he’s doing Science ™. Vanya is the werewolf who runs into him the next day in his human form while buying beer.

• who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

Vanya is the fisherman, up by the arctic circle. Ianto is the know-it-all merman he scoops up.

• who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Ianto is the college-age nerd who gets into the dark arts because “it seems interesting”. Vanya is the russian demon he ends up with.

• who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

Ianto is the barista who over-analyses every order. Vanya is the guy who JUST WANTS A COFFEE WHY WITH THE ITALIAN EVERYWHERE I DO NOT SPEAK THE ITALIAN.

• who’s the professor and who’s the TA

Ianto is DEFINITELY the professor. His last three TAs couldn’t hack it, and now the weird exchange student is somehow in the position.

• who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

Vanya is absolutely the knight who thinks his prince can do much better than pining for him.

• who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

Vanya is the kindegarten teacher, who replaces old Mrs. Knox when she retires. Ianto is the single dad who almost trips over his own feet when he goes to pick up his child.

• who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Vanya is writing a memoir of his time with the Russian mob. Ianto is trying to organically cut down the number of times he uses the word “fuck” in the book.

I need it. I need all of these.