So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.
It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural
I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.
don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today
Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.
Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.
But do you pad across rooms?
Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.
FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.
I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.
This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.
Ah, but are you holding a breath you are unaware of?
I just stretched lazily and showed a strip of pale skin where my t-shirt rode up but there was no-one here to stare at it, speechless, so I don’t know if it even counted
I sigh thousand times a day. Hope that is enough.
I was forced to tear my eyes away, yet drawn toward this by my body’s own volition.
i have ghosted my fingertips across countertops, along my own jawline, down the curtains’ edges. i am ghosting them across the nape of your neck, right now.
Reading @jupiterjames’ fic An Accidental Incubus, and I notice this asshole judging me from the shadows. Not sure if my Cas plushie wants me to stop, or he’s begging me to read faster… I think it’s probably the latter.
He’s got that, “why doesn’t Dean fuck me more?” face on as far as I can tell. 😀
I’ve made sure I know absolutely nothing about the show going in, so I’ll get to have a genuine first experienceright here.
*hits play button*
Ooh! A non-animated character!
Sweet, that’s rarer to see on SDM than Scrappy-Doo appreciation.
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…is… is that…
…is that a plush dinosaur?
…is that man wrestling a gigantic plush dinosaur?
Ok, yeah, tha–
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…is that a gigantic, on-fire plush dinosaur?
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…is that a gigantic formally-on-fire-but-now-very-much-exploded plush dinosaur?
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*dinosaur-incinerating man shrugs*
…ok, Supernatural.
You’ve got me on board, big time.
53 seconds, folks. Every cold open should be warmed by a flaming dinosaur.
Y’all, I posted ten chapters of Protect and Serve in March. I don’t think I’ve ever written so much in a single month before. It’s ‘cause all you people have been so awesome reading and commenting! Thank you!