recklessravager:

thorsbian:

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

winchester-reload:

the-devils-date:

missjenniferb:

lovemesomecas94:

ain-t-bovvered:

i-ship-destiel67:

Listen up Spn fandom! And people who have been hurt by us.

I recently have been told that there are haters in the Supernatural fandom. I would like to say that you are not welcome in the fandom. We are supposed to be a fandom of light, happiness, and acceptance. Instead, some of you are judging people, sending hate mail, and hurting people. I would also like to beg some of the victims of the haters to take a better look at Supernatural. It is a good show with good people and most don’t even know there are assholes in the fandom because of how few there are. Some good people in the fandom are @supernaturaltakeover @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @addickted-to-speight @shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees

From what I can tell, these are good people that I look up to. I beg you to take a look at the fandom we should be. The Supernatural fandom should be the fandom where people run to if they’ve been hurt by someone. Not the fandom they run from because they’ve been hurt by us. And if anyone reading this message could do me a favor and say if they know of a person doing shit like this.

Yes to all of that and also some other beautiful people I follow

@waywardbaby @waywardrose13 @waywardnerd67 @thatsmypie @dont-you-dare-say-misha @squirrel-moose-winchester @castiellover @castiel-saved-me-from-myself @a-fandom-life-for-me @incredibly-sarcastic-url @the-devils-date @ladywinchester1967 @cloverhighfive @missjenniferb @bamcrux @imma-winchester-addict @lovemesomecas94 @anotherwaywardsister

And so many more , all the people I follow and those who follows me are amazing , I leave to them introducing other amazing blogs

@navajolovesdestiel @assbutt-still-in-hell @seattle-in-human-form @illbeyourgentlemanstory @idontlikesnakes @unh0lyangel @sadist-fangirl23 @missjenniferb @castiel-sebastian-scott @puppy-with-sassitude @wingsandtrenchcoats @cas-baby-in-a-trench-coat @the-t-rex-who-ate-the-cabbage @destielette

So many more. All of my followers. Having over 600 is a bit difficult to tag you all. Let’s spread love, guys!

Quite a few were already tagged, but I’m able to add @mamaredd123 @the-devils-date @jensengifsdaily @jenabean75 @coffee-obsessed-writer @teamfreewill-imagine @noscetiipsum @babypieandwhiskey @mamaimpala67 @theworldiscolorful @castiels-tight-grip & all the others who follow/just started.

Love you guys ❤

My tag list is almost tagged already….but anyways..we need to spread the love

@anotherwaywardsister @waywardbaby @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @castiellover @castiel-left-his-mark-on-me @castiel-saved-me-from-myself @destielette @dimples-of-discontent @fucktoydean @gneisscastiel @goldenwoundedwings @jenabean75 @jeanwritesdean @jackgaykline @lucifer-isnt-alone @lucys-narcissistic-personality @mittensmorgul @oldfreakything @splendidcas @sassymurderousangel @winchester-reload @winchesterperfection @winchesterslibrary @whenyouaretoofangirltofunction … these are all lovely people..

Yes! Lets use positivity and bright people to help smother the shadows ❤

@aoitrinity @wanderingcas @ibelieveinthelittletreetopper @jupiterjames @ozonecologne @dangerousnotbroken @sketchydean @trisscar368, just a handful of other wonderful people in the fandom who’re doing their part to help combat the hate

THIS FAMILY IS THE BEST FAMILY! THANK YOU JACKIE! I’d like to add my lovely lovelies, @ltleflrt @unforth-ninawaters @ladylilithprime @dmsilvisart @darmysasagiri @hartlessfiction @diminuel @dragonpressgraphics @queenandthree and so many other wonderful people who I’m forgetting because they haven’t crossed my dash yet today!

omg “This slip ‘n slide set up seems dangerous” for Vanya and Ianto please? :D

joasakura:

SO FUN FACT, THE SLIP N’ SLIDE WAS INTRODUCED IN 1961! So that means….

~~

Vanya looked at the ever-lengthening strip of yellow vinyl and arched one red eyebrow as Ianto spread it down the hill towards the pond.

“You know, I learn to read English pretty good,” the Russian said, scratching at his garish shirt as he tossed the instructions over his shoulder. “And I think maybe  it is not designed to have four tubes put together.”

“Van, I’m a rocket scientist. A literal rocket scientist!” Into shouted up from the pond. “I orbited the earth. I know what I’m doing.”

“You are also not teenager anymore, old man!” Vanya yelled back. “What if you break hip? This seems very dangerous.”

“It’s perfectly safe! At the end, you hit the ramp at speed and go flying into the giant puddle of liquid refreshment here.” Ianto clambered back up the hill and gratefully took the beer  Vanya offered him.

“Would you put your idol von braun on it?” Vanya asked, and Ianto felt an unsettling chill from the grin that spread across the little Russian’s face. “I lift von braun in house ban if you put him on it.”

“I am not putting Werner Von Braun on a slip n’ slide, that’s undignified.” Ianto sniffed. “And also because, yes, looking at it from up here does make me think I overestimated the safety of this setup.”

“Ok, hold my beer.” Vanya kissed him on the cheek. “I go playtest water death toy for you. More compact, see? Less bits sticking out to get broken. If I survive, we invite von braun for the barbecuing.”

Being a rocket scientist and astronaut clearly does not have a common sense prerequisite.

destieltropecollection:

Destiel Trope Collection
Day 4 | BDSM

Long Exposure | @saltnhalo
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 7,581
Main Tags/Warnings:

Model!Dean, Photographer!Charlie, Photographer!Castiel, Established Relationship, Dom/sub Undertones, Dom!Cas, Sub!Dean, Model!Castiel, Top!Castiel, Bottom!Dean, Photography, Nude Modeling, Exhibitionism

Summary:

Nude model wanted for erotic photoshoot. All photographs will only be submitted for assessment at approval of model. Males and females welcome – must be willing to take directions. All photography will be undertaken in a safe studio, and at the pace and comfort of the model. Payment of $100 for two hours of work. Tear off a number if interested.

A Match Made In Heaven | @profound-boning​
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 10,614
Main Tags/Warnings: blind date, professional dominant Cas, fluff and smut
Summary: On his way home that evening, he drives past a store he’s noticed a hundred times before but never actually checked it out. A brightly lit sign identifies the building as Touched By An Angel and the subtitle appears to be ‘Adult Boutique’ but Dean can’t really tell from this distance where he’s stopped at a red light. He chews on his lip for a moment. Really, wouldn’t that be more fun to check out than the Family Planning section at the pharmacy?
En route to the condom aisle, Dean passes the section dedicated to bondage and he pauses at the display of ropes. Now there’s an idea…
He only has a moment to scope it out though before he hears a familiar voice.
“Dean?”

riptides | @reallyelegantsharkfish​
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 101,645 (WIP)
Main Tags/Warnings: Bisexual!Castiel, Bisexual!Dean, Writer!Castiel,  Recreational Drug Use, Marijuana, Fuckbuddies, Falling In Love, Switching, Bipolar Disorder, Sub Dean, Dom Castiel
Summary: “I’m going to kiss you now.”
Cas pauses, giving Dean a chance to back out, but Dean just licks his lips and waits.
Cas’s mouth is up against Dean’s for a couple seconds before Dean responds, and then it’s Cas that’s being kissed senseless, because kissing is definitely not something Dean does tentatively. Dean reaches up to cup Cas’s jaw in his hand, tilting his head for a better angle, mouth plush, tasting like whiskey.
Cas tries to remember what it was like the first time he kissed a man. All-encompassing, the world jerking off its axis, the feel of stubble under his fingers intense in a way it never really is with women, as much as he loves them.

Lust At First Sight | @angerprobfemme


Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 14,697
Main Tags/Warnings: Top!Castiel, Bottom!Dean, Dom!Castiel, Sub!Dean, 

Orgy, Group Sex, Nervous!Dean, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Voyeur!Dean, Rough Sex, Bondage, Rimming, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering

Summary: Dean thought accepting Charlies invitation to a sex party would be a way out of his stale sex life. But his overactive imagination and too new acceptance of his sexuality has Dean second guessing his choice. The entire drive to the house he’s a nervous wreck, his mind telling him horrible things. Charlie feels guilty for her teasing and insistence that he come. He manages to convince Charlie not to turn around and that he would be happy just watching, that is until he meets the host of the party, Castiel. Dean is mesmerized by the man, but Castiel’s interests go beyond a simple sex party.

Repercussions | 

@angerprobfemme

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 8,313
Main Tags/Warnings: dubious consent, Dom!Castiel, Sub!Dean, Bondage, Chains, Spreader Bars, Kidnapping, Nipple clamps, Sounding, Edging, Grace Sex, Punishment, Happy Ending, Roleplay, fluffy ending
Summary: Dean wakes up black bagged and chained. Sometimes the past can not only bite you in the ass, but can become relevant when someone needs it to be.

Protect and Serve | @jupiterjames
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 108,160 (WIP)
Main Tags/Warnings: disabled!Dean, major character injury, hurt/comfort
Summary: Sam Winchester is America’s newest sweetheart. An in-demand actor and all around Boy Next Door. However, with his fame comes the need for protection. And Sam only trusts his older brother, and former beat cop, Dean, plus his best friend, Castiel Novak, to keep him safe. However, Castiel and Dean share not only a desire to keep Sam safe, but also a lot of friction between them. In an attempt to smooth the edges, Sam pleads with them to find a way to make things work. Castiel thinks Dean needs discipline. Dean thinks Castiel needs to lighten up. Together, they discover a lot more about each other than anticipated.

Domestic Disturbance | @alxdiamond
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,060
Main Tags/Warnings: Roleplay, Established Relationship, Dom!Cas, Sub!Dean, Cop!Cas, Masturbation, Sex Toys, Forced Orgasm, Handcuffs, Voyeurism
Summary: Desperate enough to settle for a pillow held sheepishly in front of his crotch, Dean shuffled over to the door and opened it a crack, keeping himself mostly shielded behind it. A uniformed officer stood in the hallway, scowling fiercely at him.

Dean Smith Wrecks New Sub Steve Milton | @alxdiamond
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 4,859
Main Tags/Warnings: Porn Production, Dom/Top!Dean, Sub/Bottom!Cas, Cage, Face-Fucking, Flogging, Autofellatio, Getting Together, Porn With Feelings
Summary: Master Dean Smith has had his eye on bendy hunk Steve Milton for years, so when he finally manages to lure him into his dungeon, he’s not going to miss any opportunities. The cage is perfect for testing out his new sub’s mouth, but he won’t be satisfied just slamming his hard dick down that throat. Dean edges and tortures Steve on his cross, then flogs his sweet ass until it’s bright red. Finally, he bends his new boy in half and makes him suck himself off as Dean fucks him, pounding mercilessly until they both blow their loads all over Steve’s exhausted body.
Don’t miss the super hot behind the scenes extras!

Unholy Oil | @envydean
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 940
Main Tags/Warnings: Demon!Dean, holy oil, holy oil wax play, Blow Jobs, mild grace kink, dildos on a chair, PWP, bottom!Dean, Top!Cas, Restraints, Pain Kink
Summary: Dean’s a demon, trapped in the bunker until Sam and Cas find a cure. Until then, Cas and Dean like to play, especially with holy oil and blow jobs.

I’m on a list! 😀 Lots of great stuff here!