What happens when 14-year-old Mary sets up a Twitter account solely devoted to needling Weezer, her favorite band, into covering “Africa” by Toto? It becomes a major internet event, obviously.
I didn’t realize it before now, but the last chapter of P&S crossed me over 1 million words on Ao3. Which is pretty amazing, considering what I don’t publish, or only publish here.
Check it out, y’all! I finally got around to making some plain covers for the fics I’ve had printed for myself! 😀 I’m not really great a designing stuff, but I did my very best and I think they look pretty good!
It also means that if any of you are interesting in having printed copies of these stories, I might be able to do that. An Accidental Incubus is still on tap for printing, too, and Protect and Serve will also be offered once it’s finished.
Would any of y’all be interested in prints? They would be offered at cost, only. I wouldn’t make a penny of profit off of them.
And since this is two tropes, that means I’m picking one to go with it, and I choose Awful first meetings.
On their first mission to the Citadel, Commander Ianto Shepard (accompanied by Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko, whom he is desperately trying to impress without seeming so) heads into the station’s seedy underbelly, to the dangerous bar known as Chora’s Den.
He’s an N7, trained in every art of war. He can handle anything. Except a facefull of naked, sweating drunken krogan quads. And behind the krogan, the tiny red-haired human who chucked him, disgraced former Alliance Vanguard Vanya Pastushok.
Later, in the depths of Zhu’s Hope, Ianto and Vanya find themselves separated from the rest of the team, and covered in weird thorian creature goop. Peeling himself out of his contaminated armor, Vanya realizes halfway through that he’s been doing a striptease, and Ianto hasn’t said a word in five minutes. It’s unintentional, but if there’s one thing a vanguard is good at, it’s pressing an advantage.
Hahahahahaha! For as Boyscout as he is, Ianto would totally go with the flow there. 😀
Things have finally settled down former genius US super-spy Ianto Shepard and his rough and tumble Russian counterpart, Vanya Pastushok. They’ve opened a delightful little flower shop in Paris and absolutely only get involved in spy stuff when people try to kill them.
Enter Vanya’s old friend and fellow operator, Konstantin Alenko, sent to put an end to them both- but wracked with mixed emotions, especially once he meets Ianto face to face.
Ianto always knew that threesomes would get him out of a lot of trouble.
This time he didn’t sound bored though. He sounded pensive?
Really loud he’d go, “HMN!” like he was watching a really interesting Ted Talk. And the finally, “HMMMMMMNM!”
And I think this time he heard me because I COULD NOT stop myself from laughing.
I’m tagging @ltleflrt because it amused her so much before that she wrote a fic about it.
oh my gods that’s just… The Best News.
Was he judging someone’s performance? Was he pleased that it turned out the way he liked?
Are you sure it’s sex and not like… anything else? lol
I mean, it could have been something else, but like… the sound… it was sex. I just know it was sex. It was just One of Those Sounds.
I obviously need to find a way to write a sequel. Maybe Cas and Dean hear their neighbor making pensive sex sounds and they can speculate on what’s making it sound so boring lol
That would be AMAZING! They’re in bed eating ice cream and watching Netflix and Castiel goes, “whoa. Wait.” And mutes it. And they hear it.
Dean, “hmmnh? Is that… is that my prostate?”
Castiel, “hmmnh? A little to the… yes, right there! HHMMG!”
Dean, “hmmnh? Is that velvet painting on the wall crooked?”
Castiel, “HMMMGH! You’re here to fuck me, not offer decorating advice!”
I can’t do better than this lol
NO I WASN’T TRYING TO STOP YOU!!!!
BUT YOU DID SO WELL!!
I LEFT OUT THE BEST PART! Like, a split second after he was all “HMMMMNGH!” there was a HUGE boom of thunder. That’s what cracked me up so much.
Alright alright, I’ll ruminate and see if I come up with something lol
It’s a public service. You HAVE to. And you can take those 5 lines of bullshit I did if you want to. :D:D:D:D
The HMMMMGH sounds like the creature from Young Frankenstein when I try to say it in my head XD
Vid title: The Greatest By: bironic Music: by Sia feat. Kendrick Lamar (edited) Length: 4:27 Content notes: character deaths (2:38, 3:14, 3:20-3:31), zombie beheading (:25-:26), characters being shot at (but not harmed), character briefly being choked, character played by the late Nelsan Ellis Physical notes: lightning/electricity flickers (:46-:52), shaky cam Spoilers: The 100, Agents of SHIELD, Doctor Strange, Gotham, The Magicians, People of Earth, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Sleepy Hollow, Star Trek: Discovery, Supernatural, Timeless, X-Men: First Class, Z Nation
Made for resolute as part of the @fandomtrumpshate charity auction. Her request: “a multi-fandom vid set to Sia’s ‘The Greatest’ reveling in the bad-ass wonderfulness of characters of color in SF/F/horror TV and movies of the last 3-5 years.”
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