Emergency Commissions

jupiterjames:

I have very suddenly and unexpectedly gone into the hole by $2,670.00. I have been out of work for too long to be able to eat this sort of debt. I budget down to the penny, and barely make enough to meet my base living requirements as it is.

I need to feed myself, and I need to feed my daughter, and I need to pay my rent.

So, here’s the deal.

If you [ buy me a ko-fi here ] I will write you a fic. $10 = 1,000 words minimum, up to $50 = 5,000 words. At this point, I cannot offer longer fics with working full time and parenting and life. As always, feel free to donate more if you like, but I will not be able to write a fic longer than 5,000 words for you.

Naturally, I will also happily accept donations even if you don’t want a fic.

Obviously, I’m not asking for, or expecting miracles, but this is a situation where every single bit will help, but I didn’t want to beg with no benefit to any of you generous souls.

Details:

I have only 3 caveats:

  • No incest
  • No underage
  • No rape/non-con

Fandoms I am comfortable writing for:

  • Supernatural
  • Mass Effect
  • Dragon Age
  • Final Fantasy (except XV, since I haven’t finished it)
  • Harry Potter
  • Star Trek
  • Some Marvel Cinematic Universe

There are others, but feel free to ask.

Here’s what to do:

  1. Donate to my ko-fi
  2. Send me an email at jupiterajames@gmail.com with your information so that I can identify your donation.
  3. Tell me your prompt and pairing and rating. You can give me as much or as little direction as you wish.
  4. Wait for me to send you and PDF of your story. You approve it, or tell me what you want changed. It happens until you’re happy.
  5. Tell me where you want it posted, if at all. You can keep it to yourself, or I can post (1K) to Tumblr, over 1K to Ao3. You may also post the story anywhere you wish with credit.

Here are links to my works for reference:

[ Tumblr ]
[ Ao3

Signal boosting is also greatly appreciated!

Y’all have really overwhelmed me with your kindness. When I woke up this morning I discovered that just shy of half of my total emergency bill. I cannot even begin to express my gratitude properly.

Also, not many of you who did donate sent prompts for fics. If you want one, please don’t hesitate to send me an email to the address in the above post! I’m happy to fulfill them! I’m starting on the ones I have tonight and this weekend.

Again, thank you so much. What you’ve all done so far takes a HUGE weight off of my shoulders.

Hey I want to “buy” a fanfic request from you for the standard $10, but I don’t have PayPal so I couldn’t do the ko-fi thing, is there any other way to get money to you?

I didn’t realize you had to actually have PayPal to donate. I believe you can send directly to PayPal without an account, though. If you’d like to do so, my PayPal is strawberryandlime@gmail.com. Just leave a note for me and email jupiterajames@gmail.com with your prompt.

Emergency Commissions

I have very suddenly and unexpectedly gone into the hole by $2,670.00. I have been out of work for too long to be able to eat this sort of debt. I budget down to the penny, and barely make enough to meet my base living requirements as it is.

I need to feed myself, and I need to feed my daughter, and I need to pay my rent.

So, here’s the deal.

If you [ buy me a ko-fi here ] I will write you a fic. $10 = 1,000 words minimum, up to $50 = 5,000 words. At this point, I cannot offer longer fics with working full time and parenting and life. As always, feel free to donate more if you like, but I will not be able to write a fic longer than 5,000 words for you.

Naturally, I will also happily accept donations even if you don’t want a fic.

Obviously, I’m not asking for, or expecting miracles, but this is a situation where every single bit will help, but I didn’t want to beg with no benefit to any of you generous souls.

Details:

I have only 3 caveats:

  • No incest
  • No underage
  • No rape/non-con

Fandoms I am comfortable writing for:

  • Supernatural
  • Mass Effect
  • Dragon Age
  • Final Fantasy (except XV, since I haven’t finished it)
  • Harry Potter
  • Star Trek
  • Some Marvel Cinematic Universe

There are others, but feel free to ask.

Here’s what to do:

  1. Donate to my ko-fi
  2. Send me an email at jupiterajames@gmail.com with your information so that I can identify your donation.
  3. Tell me your prompt and pairing and rating. You can give me as much or as little direction as you wish.
  4. Wait for me to send you and PDF of your story. You approve it, or tell me what you want changed. It happens until you’re happy.
  5. Tell me where you want it posted, if at all. You can keep it to yourself, or I can post (1K) to Tumblr, over 1K to Ao3. You may also post the story anywhere you wish with credit.

Here are links to my works for reference:

[ Tumblr ]
[ Ao3

Signal boosting is also greatly appreciated!

lovesagoodstory1:

To all of the fan fiction authors and artists that take the time to answer prompts and share your beautiful art and stories with us.

@navajolovesdestiel @jhoomwrites @pherryt @winchester-reload @tobythewise @ladyofthursday

@bcttomcassanctuary @xharuka17x @ltleflrt @robotsnchicks @jupiterjames @mayalaen @palominopup @just-another-busy-fangirl @thejabberwock @braezenkitty @ilostmyshoe-79 @bookkbaby @destimushi I know that I don’t have all of you here

Thank you so much! I’m really so touched about being called out so nicely!

Tonight’s Edition of Go the Fuck To Sleep

NERDLER: “I can’t sleep.”

ME: “Why not?”

NERDLER: “The bones in my feet.”

ME: “Go back to your room.”

*thirty (30) minutes later*

NERDLER: “I can’t sleep.”

ME: “Why not?”

NERDLER: “I got upset thinking about bees’ feelings.”

ME: “Go. Back. To. Your. Room.”

*five (5) minutes later*

NERDLER: *screeching nonsense song ending with* “But I’m still in my stupid rooooooom!”

ME: “Why did I ever think it would be great if she was a lot like me?”