arythusa:

batteredshoes:

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

goodqueenalys:

runtoastsrun:

Shipping is so weird. Like i’m in love. With their love.

hazeldomain:

formidablepassion:

samanddeaninpanties:

hazeldomain:

– what time it is

– how long you’ve been reading

– how many chapters you’ve covered in the last 24 hours

– what you were late for because you were reading

– the woeful few hours you have left to sleep

– the emotional outbreaks you’re experiencing

– the inappropriate place you’re having said outbreak

– the general public’s reaction to your outbreak

– how much phone battery you have left

I have some to add if that’s ok:

– what/if you’ve eaten and what was it

– same for drinks

– what/if anything you’re listening to while reading

I’ll say it. I’m just drunk enough not scared. 

-How many times did you get off while reading it

-How inappropriate it felt to get excited/turned on by that one thing you thought would never do it for you

-How you had to cry into your pillow and wish for comfort because your favorite is in so much pain

-What you did or drank to numb The Feels the fic gave you. 

Or The Ultimate ™ : “normally this is my NOTP/squick but since you wrote it, I had to read it- and it’s good!”