Don’t worry I’m keeping my dirty hands off rest of your stuff except for the punk ones because most of your stuff I notice is either a commission or story and I don’t want to impose. 😀
@jupiterjames you can put your dirty hands anywhere you want and you know it
Yeah, I know. That’s why you’re going to get (probably) 100K of your punk bastards having a lot of sex and tattooing each other. :D:D:D:D Just me like… all OVER you. :9
@jupiterjames as someone who recently commissioned @winchester-reload I can verify that you can write for anything we love your words
Welln what did YOU commission, because I’ll write for it! 😀
a very sketchy dean/cas from my warm ups folder (AND BECAUSE I HAVE FEELINGS OKAY)
I’ve decided to detail this one
Again, because of Feelings
™. I guess season 14 must be getting close…
He got his freckles back
@winchester-reload I took the liberty because I had to. And I haven’t been able to write anything in weeks.
“You can ask me anything you like, Dean,” Castiel says, voice still rough from their previous activities.
Dean smirks. “Like what? If you want round two?”
Castiel smiles back, eyes flicking down. “You’re still human, and even I can’t heal your lackluster refractory period.”
“Ouch,” Dean laughs, pushing himself up onto his elbows to shamelessly rake his gaze over Castiel’s warm body under him, completely at ease. Completely sated. Happy. What a world. “You’re seriously busting my ass over the best sex we’ve ever had?”
“No,” Castiel answers. “I’m quite satisfied, thank you. I was just saying… we should talk.”
Dean’s eyes widen. “Wait, what? When someone says that, it’s usually pretty… uh… ominous.”
“That’s not what I mean,” Castiel scowls. “I was simply under the impression that people enjoy talking post-coitus. It helps the deepening of the romantic bond.”
“Jesus Christ on toast, you’ve been talking to Sam,” Dean sighs.
“I want to be even closer to you,” Castiel protests. “What we have is wonderful, but I…”
“But you’re a romantic.” Dean nearly gets hives saying it, so he leans down and kisses Castiel’s full, waiting lips. Nuzzles down his chin, over his neck. It’s fucking great. All of it. Even the talking part. Maybe especially the talking part. It’s not the usual “first fuck” kind he has with other people. This is Castiel. Cas. He doesn’t know shit about protocol, and that’s fantastic. “Okay,” he murmurs against Castiel’s pulse, “if you wanna talk, we can talk.”
“I’ve been alive for eons,” Castiel says, fingers walking up the back of Dean’s spine to the hair on the nape of his neck, holding him close. “Perhaps there are things you’ve always wondered that no one would know the answers to.”
Chuckling, Dean says, “like what?”
“Like, have you wondered if bats have feelings? They do, by the way.”
Dean snorts, picking a meandering path over Castiel’s jaw while the angel keeps holding him close. “I’ve never wondered that.”
“I’ve already told you about a cat’s penis.”
That sets Dean off laughing until his eyes tear up. He collapses against Castiel, kissing him between loud peels of laughter. When he’s done, he pulls up again, staring at the angel grinning underneath him with adoring wonder. “Cas,” he says lovingly. “You really suck at pillow talk.”
the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.
this is the EXACT kind of knowledge i absolutely had no idea i so badly needed
@jupiterjames this is for you! GOAT YOGA! which is basically sitting on your mat with goats being adorable and maybe doing some stretches. It was the least strenuous, most cute thing ever.
(the forearm-stand I did at the end was just to show off for funsies- I’m spotted, but unsupported)
@jupiterjames – I love them too, at least until Kaidan decides to tightrope walk on the curtain rods or knock things off the top of my very tall bookcases! Lol!
Ghooooost Facers! 👻 Haha sorry couldn’t resist. 😝 Today we have Three of Cups. Right side up: celebration, friendship, creativity, community. Upside down: three is a crowd, an affair, stifled creativity.