what the actual fuck
Men don’t know women can pee
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System
24 days without peeing here. My pee is like, $1.00 short of the fee needed to appease the troll on the bridge guarding the exit of my woman maze.
Jupiter Astrid James 